David Crosby is the son of Major Floyd Delafield Crosby and a scion of a family bloodline that has controlled many events in America behind the scenes as part of the Elite for 300 or more years.. He belonged to seminal band The Byrds as well as Crosby, Stills & Nash and its other incarnation Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.
He is a keen owner and collector of handguns, a fan of Robert Heinlein and a long-time frequenter of Laurel Canyon.
If there is, as many believe, a network of elite families that has shaped national and world events for a very long time, then it is probably safe to say that David Crosby is a bloodline member of that clan (which may explain, come to think of it, why his semen seems to be in such demand in certain circles – because, if we’re being honest here, it certainly can’t be due to his looks or talent.) If America had royalty, then David Crosby would probably be a Duke, or a Prince, or something similar (I’m not really sure how that shit works). But other than that, he is just a normal, run-of-the-mill kind of guy who just happened to shine as one of Laurel Canyon’s brightest stars. And who, I guess I should add, has a real fondness for guns, especially handguns, which he has maintained a sizable collection of for his entire life. According to those closest to him, it is a rare occasion when Mr. Crosby is not packing heat (John Phillips also owned and sometimes carried handguns). And according to Crosby himself, he has, on at least one occasion, discharged a firearm in anger at another human being. All of which made him, of course, an obvious choice for the Flower Children to rally around.
